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wWednesday, June 25, 2003 |
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posted by
Some Ceen at 3:31 PM
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wTuesday, June 10, 2003 |
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Poshygrl24: whatd u do last night
SchpincPimper2K: played a house party in MElbourne
SchpincPimper2K: it was mad fun
SchpincPimper2K: open bar
Poshygrl24: nice
SchpincPimper2K: yea
SchpincPimper2K: what did u do
Poshygrl24: went to the lamest party of the year @ circus
SchpincPimper2K: nice
SchpincPimper2K: i had so much fun last night
SchpincPimper2K: it blew every party we have had this year away
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: nice
SchpincPimper2K: and we played at like 1 in the morning and played till the cops came`
SchpincPimper2K: the cops liked us and got a cd and had us sign it
Poshygrl24: hahahahaha thats madddddddd funny
SchpincPimper2K: yea
SchpincPimper2K: it was messed up
SchpincPimper2K: nigger fucker
Poshygrl24: watch it woman
SchpincPimper2K: donkey punch
Poshygrl24: monkey bite
SchpincPimper2K: i'm gunna bone u nigga
Poshygrl24: which hole?
SchpincPimper2K: what do u like
Poshygrl24: oh fuck it lets just do it doggie style
SchpincPimper2K: excited
Poshygrl24: boner
SchpincPimper2K: thats the kinda girl i like
Poshygrl24: yeah man im up for anything and everything
Poshygrl24: u kno how we do
SchpincPimper2K: yup
SchpincPimper2K: sexy
Poshygrl24: oh yeah baby
SchpincPimper2K: i wanna be a male striper
Poshygrl24: so whats stopping u
SchpincPimper2K: nothing
Poshygrl24: well...
SchpincPimper2K: do u know that some stripers at clubs will do shit to u if they like u
Poshygrl24: mmhmm
SchpincPimper2K: thats cool
Poshygrl24: oh yeah fo sho
SchpincPimper2K: i don't want to take my Chem exam
Poshygrl24: vote with a friend...and make it count more
Poshygrl24: yeah i dont wanna take ANY of my exams
Poshygrl24: except drama
SchpincPimper2K: what do u do in drama
SchpincPimper2K: i am gunna guess u just act dramatic
Poshygrl24: no we watch movies and gossip
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: brb
SchpincPimper2K: k
SchpincPimper2K: why can't i be exempt for this:-(
SchpincPimper2K: ahhhh
Poshygrl24: if we have an a in the class we shouldnt have to take an exam
SchpincPimper2K: yea
Poshygrl24: thatd be soooo pimp
Poshygrl24: i'd only have to take like 2 exams
SchpincPimper2K: especially if u sleep with the teacher
SchpincPimper2K: ooppss, didn't mean to say that
SchpincPimper2K: ha
SchpincPimper2K: u'll get an A+
Poshygrl24: hahaha
SchpincPimper2K: i bet some professors in college use that to there advantage
Poshygrl24: oh yeah for sure
SchpincPimper2K: old men can't resist young women
Poshygrl24: yeah its kinda sick
SchpincPimper2K: i wanna see a movie
SchpincPimper2K: and not study
Poshygrl24: lol yeah
SchpincPimper2K: my neck is stiff
Poshygrl24: i have too much shit to do before 12...i gotta take a shower,study for 2 subjects,clean my room,eat dinner,fight w/ppl,suck a few dicks...man i better start workin
Poshygrl24: im sorry
Poshygrl24: is ur dick stiff too
SchpincPimper2K: yea
SchpincPimper2K: u wanna suck mine
Poshygrl24: sure paolo
Poshygrl24: lol
SchpincPimper2K: score
SchpincPimper2K: i wish it were that easy
Poshygrl24: yeah i kno right lol
Poshygrl24: i wanna be on a box of wheaties
SchpincPimper2K: i wanna eat u
Poshygrl24: haha
SchpincPimper2K: if u were a box of wheaties of course
Poshygrl24: youd eat me if i was a box?
SchpincPimper2K: probably
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: nice
Poshygrl24: brb ima go look over some notes till i get REALLY bored
SchpincPimper2K: nigga
SchpincPimper2K: ah
Poshygrl24: lol
SchpincPimper2K: i wanna fuck u like a nigga
Poshygrl24: i bet
Poshygrl24: on a backstreet in the backseat of a yukon
Poshygrl24: brb
SchpincPimper2K: k
SchpincPimper2K: i am programming my calculator
SchpincPimper2K: for tomorrow
Poshygrl24: nice..lol
Poshygrl24: put on ch 50
SchpincPimper2K: Life is certain death is not
SchpincPimper2K: whats on
Poshygrl24: this stupid ass movie
Poshygrl24: every five minutes is a 'duuuuuuuddddeeeeeee' fest
SchpincPimper2K: whats it called
Poshygrl24: almost home
Poshygrl24: or osmething
Poshygrl24: idk
SchpincPimper2K: oh
SchpincPimper2K: U should
Poshygrl24: ?
Poshygrl24: lol its so gay its some stupid mary kate and ashley shit
SchpincPimper2K: i don't know
Poshygrl24: its so lameeeeeee
SchpincPimper2K: they are gay
Poshygrl24: but hot
Poshygrl24: right
Poshygrl24: lol
SchpincPimper2K: i wanna make a movie with them called The Olson Twins giving PAolo head
SchpincPimper2K: at the same time
Poshygrl24: nice
Poshygrl24: this movie is so unreal
SchpincPimper2K: i think i may have sseen part of it befor
Poshygrl24: theyre letting two teenage ditzes who've had their licenses for 6 months go on a road trip w/two of their girl friends
Poshygrl24: and three guys in another car
Poshygrl24: to a ski resort
Poshygrl24: like that would ever happen
Poshygrl24: ever
SchpincPimper2K: thatx gay
Poshygrl24: um yeah it is
SchpincPimper2K: like they all wouldn't fuck
Poshygrl24: i kno right
Poshygrl24: i need to study
Poshygrl24: i have zero motivation
SchpincPimper2K: let me motivate u child
Poshygrl24: omg u sound like a nun
Poshygrl24: 'child'
SchpincPimper2K: i am one
Poshygrl24: sister wendy
SchpincPimper2K: I am a hardcore nun
Poshygrl24: i bet
Poshygrl24: i have senior pictures in 11 days
SchpincPimper2K: why do we have them so early
Poshygrl24: idk but i dont like it
SchpincPimper2K: can i just skip them and take them during the year
Poshygrl24: no
Poshygrl24: dont get mad get glad
SchpincPimper2K: I wanna get down on one knee to a girl and ask her to have sex with me
Poshygrl24: haha
SchpincPimper2K: that would be funny
Poshygrl24: yeah it would be
SchpincPimper2K: cock?
Poshygrl24: dude, i gotta make like christopher columbus and discover a taco joint
Poshygrl24: ...smells like cinco de mayo
Poshygrl24: dude no hot sauce?
Poshygrl24: im not about the breakfast burrito without the hs
SchpincPimper2K: gayness
Poshygrl24: yeah
Poshygrl24: this movie is supergay
SchpincPimper2K: i am so bored
Poshygrl24: im notttttttt
SchpincPimper2K: i need to being having fun right now
SchpincPimper2K: why aren't u
SchpincPimper2K: >:o
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: im not bored cuz im watching this supercool movie
SchpincPimper2K: ah
SchpincPimper2K: I am joining a boxing gym
Poshygrl24: o cool
SchpincPimper2K: yup
SchpincPimper2K: i hear it gives u alot of stamina;-)
Poshygrl24: hehe
SchpincPimper2K: so
SchpincPimper2K: ...
Poshygrl24: so...ur mom
SchpincPimper2K: u
SchpincPimper2K: if u had sex what song would u want to be playing while doing it
Poshygrl24: ill make love to u
Poshygrl24: lol how bout u
SchpincPimper2K: good choice
Poshygrl24: how but u
Poshygrl24: *bout
SchpincPimper2K: let me think
SchpincPimper2K: Shake that ass bitch
Poshygrl24: ha.
SchpincPimper2K: fuck music
SchpincPimper2K: i wouldn't pay attention anywya
Poshygrl24: i kno right
SchpincPimper2K: the boyz 2 men song is good to get u in the mood
SchpincPimper2K: but when it comes down to it, its gunna get ruff and that doesn't fit
Poshygrl24: instead we'd be focusing on the lyrics..singing it in our head instead of concentrating on an orgasm lol
Poshygrl24: not if ur a virgin
Poshygrl24: lol if u have it that romantic devirginizing fantasy way...itll be romantic and passionate
Poshygrl24: then after u get used to that a few times THEN u get rough
SchpincPimper2K: nay
SchpincPimper2K: fuck that
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: fuck u
SchpincPimper2K: i'll fuck u instead
Poshygrl24: ok
SchpincPimper2K: sounds good
Poshygrl24: lol
SchpincPimper2K: shake on it
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: avril lavigne is SO FUCKING UGLY
SchpincPimper2K: yea
Poshygrl24: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
SchpincPimper2K: my guitar player that has a friend in Canada that went out with her
Poshygrl24: haha
SchpincPimper2K: and one of the songs is about him
Poshygrl24: haha
SchpincPimper2K: ha
SchpincPimper2K: so......
SchpincPimper2K: we gunna chill sometime or what
Poshygrl24: yes sir
SchpincPimper2K: good
Poshygrl24: great
SchpincPimper2K: amazing
Poshygrl24: super
SchpincPimper2K: fuck
Poshygrl24: me
SchpincPimper2K: one day
SchpincPimper2K: when ur not expecting it
Poshygrl24: lol
SchpincPimper2K: just wait
Poshygrl24: ok
SchpincPimper2K: =-O
Poshygrl24: dum da da dum
Poshygrl24: 1 2 3 4 come on baby say you love me 5 6 7 timessssss
Poshygrl24: 8 9 10 11 im just gonna keep on countin
Poshygrl24: until u are mineeee
SchpincPimper2K: 123suk my dick
Poshygrl24: mama's got the magic of clorox bleach
SchpincPimper2K: yummy
SchpincPimper2K: brb
SchpincPimper2K signed off at 7:58:08 PM.
SchpincPimper2K signed on at 8:01:00 PM.
SchpincPimper2K: jesus
SchpincPimper2K signed off at 8:44:25 PM.
SchpincPimper2K signed on at 9:33:36 PM.
SchpincPimper2K: greetings
Poshygrl24: aloha
SchpincPimper2K: when r u gunna ride me like a cow girl
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: now
SchpincPimper2K: mmmm, talk dirty
SchpincPimper2K: ha
SchpincPimper2K: i am gunna smoke u out bro
Poshygrl24: im gonna blow u away
SchpincPimper2K: blow me good? what
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: its in a song
Poshygrl24: lol
SchpincPimper2K: oh i get it
SchpincPimper2K: i love the other phrases to tell some one u wanna have sex with them,
SchpincPimper2K: I wanna ________ you
Poshygrl24: pork
SchpincPimper2K: dick
SchpincPimper2K: bone
Poshygrl24: poke
SchpincPimper2K: stick my tube stick in
Poshygrl24: no not that one
SchpincPimper2K: that is from Full MEtal Jacket
Poshygrl24: o
SchpincPimper2K: it stays
Poshygrl24: ok
SchpincPimper2K: I think boning sounds the best
Poshygrl24: i like pork
SchpincPimper2K: porking sounds like fat ppl having sex
Poshygrl24: its the most repulsive one
Poshygrl24: yeah
Poshygrl24: joe lasorsa likes to say that to me
Poshygrl24: its so gross
SchpincPimper2K: I am the other white meat
SchpincPimper2K: pork?
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: hahahahaha
SchpincPimper2K: When i tihnk of u, i think of boning
Poshygrl24: y
SchpincPimper2K: so thats gunna be my word for u
Poshygrl24: ok
SchpincPimper2K: i c u getting hardcore
Poshygrl24: haha
SchpincPimper2K: ah
Poshygrl24: bah
SchpincPimper2K: sexiness
Poshygrl24: lol
SchpincPimper2K: why can't there be a sexy woman in my bed right now
Poshygrl24: go call ur mom
SchpincPimper2K: ah
SchpincPimper2K: so who u gunna play this summr
Poshygrl24: your mom
Poshygrl24: and taco
SchpincPimper2K: cool
SchpincPimper2K: i am gunna take u to a cheap motel and use u
Poshygrl24: im gonna tie u to the back of a pickup truck and let the kkk have their way with u
SchpincPimper2K: sounds harsh
Poshygrl24: yeah but u like it like that
SchpincPimper2K: true
Poshygrl24: lol
SchpincPimper2K: we should get a bottle of southern comfort
SchpincPimper2K: and see what happens from there
SchpincPimper2K: do u and katherine have sex alot
Poshygrl24: yes
Poshygrl24: WTF DID SHE TELL U?!?!?!?!?
SchpincPimper2K: yea
SchpincPimper2K: and i wanna know if i can take part in these things
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: katherine said she'll sell u a copy of 'wanna screw' for cheap
SchpincPimper2K: nice
Poshygrl24: nice? damn u woman
Poshygrl24: send her an im and tell her
Poshygrl24: banned in america....world's sexiest commercials
SchpincPimper2K: yaya
Poshygrl24: vh1
SchpincPimper2K: horniness
Poshygrl24: ur eyes are like two blue circles with dots in the middle
SchpincPimper2K: wha
Poshygrl24: nvm
Poshygrl24: lol
SchpincPimper2K: i gunna make a song for u called, I just wanna fuck u doggystyke
SchpincPimper2K: stlye*
Poshygrl24: ok
SchpincPimper2K: a romantic song
Poshygrl24: i bet
SchpincPimper2K: some one needs to make a song like that
Poshygrl24: yeah
Poshygrl24: r kelly
SchpincPimper2K: yup
SchpincPimper2K: bastard fucks 17 year olds
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: pees on them when hes done
SchpincPimper2K: thats to much for me
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: omg u gotta watch this
Poshygrl24: its so funny
Poshygrl24: brb
SchpincPimper2K: i am
SchpincPimper2K: ur the kinda guy that would fuck a guy in the ass and not have the curtisy to give him a reach around
SchpincPimper2K signed off at 10:43:25 PM.
SchpincPimper2K signed on at 10:49:33 PM.
SchpincPimper2K: hahahhaha
SchpincPimper2K: that was awesome
Poshygrl24: what was
Poshygrl24: the commercial?
SchpincPimper2K: yea
Poshygrl24: yeah theyre all maddddd funny
Poshygrl24: brb
SchpincPimper2K: yea
SchpincPimper2K signed off at 11:35:42 PM.
SchpincPimper2K: hey
Poshygrl24: hi
SchpincPimper2K: Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
Poshygrl24: me too
Poshygrl24: hey
MikeWilsman: ur gay
Poshygrl24: why
MikeWilsman: cause u didnt give me a blow job last night
Poshygrl24: give urself a blow job u horny toad
MikeWilsman: i cant baby. you have to do it
Poshygrl24: get some peanut butter and call a dog rachel for the day
MikeWilsman: no baby
MikeWilsman: you do it. please
MikeWilsman: ur gay if you dont
Poshygrl24: f00k ewe
MikeWilsman: if i used my tounge in bed would you like that?
Poshygrl24: if i said FUCK YOU would u comprehend that
MikeWilsman: that says fook ewe
MikeWilsman: not YOU
MikeWilsman: your gay!
MikeWilsman: dont ever talk to me again rachel
Poshygrl24: alex fuck u
MikeWilsman: hahahhaha@!!!!Q$#%
MikeWilsman: i love this
MikeWilsman: hahhaa
MikeWilsman: fuck me now babycakes
MikeWilsman: c'mon baby
Poshygrl24: now?
Poshygrl24: how bout in 5 min...i gotta get the keys ill be right over
MikeWilsman: okyb aby
MikeWilsman: i'll be in the bathroom waiting for you
Poshygrl24: hmmmm should i stay or should i go....dammit i dont have any condoms.....CONGRATULATIONS U PASSED THE TEST!!!!! no sry i just forgot the condoms
MikeWilsman: lol\
MikeWilsman: ur gay
Poshygrl24: u are
Poshygrl24: u make me feel like a natural woman
Auto response from MikeWilsman: I have itchy balls.
Poshygrl24: 1 2 3 4 come on baby say you love me 5 6 7 timessssss
Poshygrl24: 8 9 10 11 im just gonna keep on countin
Poshygrl24: until u are mineeee
Poshygrl24: i wanna be on a box of wheaties
MikeWilsman signed off at 11:00:23 PM.
posted by
Some Ceen at 3:21 PM
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BiGJoeski3: hey woman
Poshygrl24: sup slut
BiGJoeski3: how do u do
3x+1 _ (x+3)(x-3)
3(x-5) (x+5)(x-5)
BiGJoeski3: that took a long time to do on the comp
Poshygrl24: like this ====D=-O
BiGJoeski3: i'm not as good as u
Poshygrl24: wouldnt u factor the denominator of the first one, and then foil the other two
Poshygrl24: idk im still in geometry
BiGJoeski3: the first denominator is factored
Poshygrl24: no the bottom one...wouldnt it be 3x-15
BiGJoeski3: and the second fraction i already factored so to foil would get back to the original question
Poshygrl24: then xsquared-9 over xsquared-25
Poshygrl24: o ok nvm then
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: and thats not the simplified answer? theres more? i cant help ya then lol
Poshygrl24: sry sugar daddy
BiGJoeski3: thats ok slut
Poshygrl24: are u sexually frustrated? cuz i can help u with that..
BiGJoeski3: omg
Poshygrl24: ?
BiGJoeski3: i can't take u seriously
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: its ok
Poshygrl24: im a funny kid
Poshygrl24: deal with it
BiGJoeski3: too funny
Poshygrl24: chuckle chuckle
Poshygrl24: joe baby
BiGJoeski3: what sweetness
Poshygrl24: i miss u baby
BiGJoeski3: i;m sorry
BiGJoeski3: u know i live right down the street
Poshygrl24: u live by harry right
BiGJoeski3: si
Poshygrl24: nice
Poshygrl24: im wearing a skirt as a dress cuz im too lazy to put a shirt on
BiGJoeski3: oooooooo
BiGJoeski3: take a picture
BiGJoeski3: don;t be selfish
Poshygrl24: why would i take a picture when u could see the real thing
BiGJoeski3: good point
BiGJoeski3: underwear?
Poshygrl24: not if u dont want me to
Poshygrl24: did u see the skirt i was wearing earlier
Poshygrl24: its sooooo see through
BiGJoeski3: yeah
BiGJoeski3: thats why i asked
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: yeah im wearing it as a dress right now
Poshygrl24: its funny lookin
Poshygrl24: im so weird
BiGJoeski3: true
Poshygrl24: yes
BiGJoeski3: i don;t like math
Poshygrl24: i dont either
Poshygrl24: lets fuck
BiGJoeski3: word
BiGJoeski3: name the time and place
Poshygrl24: now....ur bed
Poshygrl24: or behind taco bell in a flatbed truck
BiGJoeski3: o its like that huh
BiGJoeski3: gettin better every time
Poshygrl24: lol
BiGJoeski3: whats ur fav. position
Poshygrl24: pile driver
Poshygrl24: doggie style
Poshygrl24: cow girl
Poshygrl24: lol
BiGJoeski3: 2nd one
Poshygrl24: whats urs
BiGJoeski3: do u like to grab ur ankles or just rest ur elbows on a table or somethin?
Poshygrl24: depends on the mood
BiGJoeski3: good answer
Poshygrl24: usually im suckin another guys dick so its like,one guy is laying on a bed,im suckin his dick,and hte other guy is sickin it in my hole....u kno how we do
BiGJoeski3: Slut
Poshygrl24: lol
BiGJoeski3: yeah thats with a capital S
Poshygrl24: hahaha
Poshygrl24: im a trip
BiGJoeski3: and a slut
Poshygrl24: but im YOUR slut
BiGJoeski3: but ur my slut
BiGJoeski3: YES!!
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: sweet
BiGJoeski3: i gg study
BiGJoeski3: mindfuck with ya later
Poshygrl24: haha
Poshygrl24: ok bye
Poshygrl24: dont forget to review the kama sutra
BiGJoeski3: 'nite slut
Poshygrl24: thatll be on our special test tomorrow
BiGJoeski3: excellent
Poshygrl24: lol
BiGJoeski3: too bad i;m gonan fail;
BiGJoeski3: j/k
BiGJoeski3: A plus one hundred highest possible grade
BiGJoeski3: 'niggt slut
BiGJoeski3: night*
BiGJoeski3 signed off at 10:04:41 PM.
posted by
Some Ceen at 3:12 PM
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