shit. i got myself in DEEP with this one!!!! what am i supposed to say!!!! i need help! and be serious,i dont need ur sarcastic shit right now....
Holy shit i am so confuzed again.......ok get me srtaight i am like in love with ali right! ok well um no there is a huge um thingy yeah thats it um well i guess it was a bad idea to bring up the thing about really liking you over the summer and still now.....well ok not bad but once again i am confuzed this is gonna sound corny but um im begining to like you again(my life is not fair) this is so very wierd right well i dont no wut to do anymore i like your sister and you ugh klsdsldklsdkksadvoijrr(hitting the keys out of confusion) but i dont think i have a chance with neither you or ali......i swear i wana like slam the door on my head.....lol ugh
P.S. if you read this before school takl to me about it please im so confused......
Are you ready for a good pounding baby? (get down)
Are you ready to get it on? (get down, get down)
Don't pretend you're not fucking freaky baby (get down)
I will spank that ass just for fun (get down on the ground)
Ass up high
Make a motherfucker cry
It's so good that I could die
Help me stay alive
The time is right
I want to feel it good tight
I'm down to do this all night
I'm gonna deel it up right
I'll behave
Oh my god
Make me beg
My god
Yes I'm ready for a good flogging baby (my god)
Come on beat my ass for fun (get down, get down)
Don't let up till my ass is bleeding baby (get down)
Don't let up until you are done (get down, on the ground)
Ass up high
Make a motherfucker cry
It's so good that I could die
Help me stay alive
The time is right
I wanna feel it good tight
I'm down to do this all night
I'm gonna beat it up right
We're gonna ride
I got my tongue inside and outside now
Don't try to run and hide
Yes it's true what they say about my kind
Are you ready for a good pounding baby? (get down)
Are you ready to get it on? (get down, get down)
Don't pretend you're not fucking freaky baby (get down)
I will spank that ass just for fun (get down, on the ground)
Ass up high
Make a motherfucker cry
It's so good that I could die
Help me stay alive
The time is right
I wanna feel it good tight
I'm down to do this all night
I'm gunna beat it up right
haha ppl @ the beach were making fun of me saying i act shy and modest so ppl think im innocent but really naughty so i can lure guys in im like WTF ARE YOU SMOKING?!?!?!?! LOL anyway ima see if i can go out to blockbuster and rent the hobbit....50 bucks says its been checked out already
Unifutbol: u r so hot
Poshygrl24: ?
Unifutbol: yeah
Unifutbol: i saw a picture of u last nite
Poshygrl24: where?????
Unifutbol: i dunno
Unifutbol: but u were like topless
Poshygrl24: huh?
Unifutbol: yeah
Unifutbol: u havent seen the picture thats going around
Unifutbol: they put ur face into a topless body
Unifutbol: ha
Poshygrl24: what are u talkin about?
Unifutbol: u know how everyone has been really havin fun w. those picture things
Poshygrl24: no
Unifutbol: remember mine, with the priest, u have 1 topless
Poshygrl24: yeah
Poshygrl24: who made it
Unifutbol: no clue
Unifutbol: trully
Unifutbol: but dont worry u look extremely good
Poshygrl24: ok?
Unifutbol: im just joking
Unifutbol: i just wanted conversation
Unifutbol: so how was summer
Poshygrl24: right....
Poshygrl24: um it was kinda gay
Unifutbol: yeah
Unifutbol: as um.. gay as mike law
Unifutbol: do u still like him
Poshygrl24: hes my best friend?
Unifutbol: i know
Unifutbol: but i mean as more than a friend
Poshygrl24: no?
Unifutbol: ok?
Poshygrl24: ?
Unifutbol: so whats up?
Unifutbol: ?
Poshygrl24: sparknotes
Unifutbol: im obsessed w/ the ? mark ?
Poshygrl24: no?
Unifutbol: ok?
Unifutbol: i was just in that
Poshygrl24: wha
Unifutbol: hey whats ur schedule
Unifutbol: hobbit
Poshygrl24: hobbit can suck my dick
Poshygrl24: ummmm hold up
Unifutbol: yeah
Poshygrl24:
1-Anatomy -Blanco
2-Geometry- Grant (definately gettin that one changed...)
3-British Lit- Melnicoff
4-Physical Science-Cinelli
*******B LUNCH************
5-Global Studies-Minor
6-US History-Littlefield
7-Drama-Kennedy
Unifutbol: nada
Unifutbol: ur like really good in science
Poshygrl24: o
Poshygrl24: no not really
Poshygrl24: thats always been my worst subject,along w/math
Unifutbol: but u suck in math
Poshygrl24: yeah my point
Unifutbol: hey thanks for telling mike
Poshygrl24: no prob
Poshygrl24: btw me and him are goin out
Unifutbol: really
Unifutbol: wasnt he w/ ummm
Unifutbol: katie
Poshygrl24: awhile ago
Unifutbol: no way
Unifutbol: ur such a liar
Poshygrl24: swear!
Unifutbol: how long
Poshygrl24: 2 weeks
Unifutbol: thats not that long
Poshygrl24: i know
Unifutbol: oh
Poshygrl24: but we're making it forever
Unifutbol: by going really far
Poshygrl24: yeah and getting married after high school
Unifutbol: thats just wrong
Poshygrl24: i confessed my undying love for him and he felt the same and the rest is um..history?
Unifutbol: hey rach
Poshygrl24: wanna know something gay
Unifutbol: u dont think mike was really pissed at me for that
Poshygrl24: no
Unifutbol: ok
Unifutbol: good
Unifutbol: shoot
Poshygrl24: ?
Poshygrl24: oh! um me and him already came up w/names for our kids
Unifutbol: what
Unifutbol: is javier 1 of them
Unifutbol: or andrew
Poshygrl24: no...if its a bout its gonna be either hunter or caleb..and a girl will either be alexandra or andrea
Unifutbol: ok y the fuck hunter or caleb
Unifutbol: thats just bad
Poshygrl24: or luke
Poshygrl24: nah its great
Unifutbol: that 2
Unifutbol: well they r ur retards
Unifutbol: i call kids retards
Poshygrl24: sorry its not javier. i didnt want our kids to become flaming homosexuals...and grow up hating the world
Unifutbol: little mikes runnin around
Unifutbol: o i c
Unifutbol: yeah
Unifutbol: that makes sence
Unifutbol: my parents didnt quite think of that
Poshygrl24: ya
Poshygrl24: brb
Unifutbol: ok
Unifutbol: i wont
Unifutbol: im a kill myself
Poshygrl24: right..
Unifutbol: ok
DOLFANsince1985: how was ur hide tanning session
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: great
Poshygrl24: i got pretty dark
DOLFANsince1985: me too
DOLFANsince1985: but i didnt have to go in the sun
Poshygrl24: hahahahaha
Poshygrl24: bilbo baggins can suck my dick
masterfunktim: why
masterfunktim: :)
Poshygrl24: cuz hes gay. and i call him dildo
masterfunktim: haha
Poshygrl24: yeah yeah yeha
Poshygrl24: and all of the 'queer little hobbits' had an orgy at dildos house
Poshygrl24: i changed the whole book around to make it more interesting
masterfunktim: ok
masterfunktim: i thought bilbo was the only hobbit in the story though
Poshygrl24: yeah so what its easier to call them all hobbits
masterfunktim: oh i c
Poshygrl24: theyre all gay and the whole story is a symbol for gay america fighting against society's predjudice against them,represented by Smaug
masterfunktim: wow,thats um...deep
dude i had sooooooooo much fun!!! ummmm ryan king,meghan ewing,lucia lapaz,steve callahan,britney avey,jen stark,mary apple,steven lujan,chris sheehan,andrew kennedy,mike lesnett,shadae icantspellherlastname..lol..um melodie barthe,and um me went. it was great. we rode in the back of chris's pick up truck and ryan king tried to steal 5 bags of ice from the gas station. umm there was a huge fucking sting ray in the h2o i was sooooo scared andrew was makin fun of me bad. grrrrr then everybody decides ''hey lets all jump off the pier!!!!!' so me and andrew decide to keep watch in case the pier guy saw them....when we were like 'HEY JEN!! COME HERE!!' (the code that he was watchin them) they all did front flips off the pier. It was great.yeah...and um ill just tell u the rest on the phone..if i have any more exxxciting stories...like the one about britney being a lez...ima go lay out now....holla
DOLFANsince1985: have u seen serving sara?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no
SeXyCoWgiRL696: have u
DOLFANsince1985: no
DOLFANsince1985: wanna see it?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
DOLFANsince1985: grrrr
DOLFANsince1985: what else
DOLFANsince1985: cause of me or the movie?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: the movie looks gayyyyy
DOLFANsince1985: so the movie
DOLFANsince1985: unless its me AND the mooooovie
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no jus the movie
DOLFANsince1985: liar
SeXyCoWgiRL696: swear
DOLFANsince1985: fuck
SeXyCoWgiRL696: u
DOLFANsince1985: u said swear
DOLFANsince1985: shit
SeXyCoWgiRL696: oh! lol i get it
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sorry
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i meant 'i swear'
SeXyCoWgiRL696: duh
DOLFANsince1985: hope not too often
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: all the time
DOLFANsince1985: thats not good
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol sowwie
DOLFANsince1985: i dont like girls that swear
DOLFANsince1985: u should be
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok i am
DOLFANsince1985: sweeet
DOLFANsince1985: ill forgive u
SeXyCoWgiRL696: k good
SeXyCoWgiRL696: :-P
DOLFANsince1985: DONT do it again
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i wont
SeXyCoWgiRL696: if i do u can spank me
DOLFANsince1985: yay!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: whoops i didnt mean to type that...my fingers have a mind of their own i swear
DOLFANsince1985: on ur ass?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: def.
DOLFANsince1985: dont swear!
DOLFANsince1985: u sweared!!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sorry!
DOLFANsince1985: i owe u 1
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ***i promise
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ahhhh!
DOLFANsince1985: remind me i owe u one ass tap
SeXyCoWgiRL696: okkkkkk
DOLFANsince1985: swearer
SeXyCoWgiRL696: tattle tale
DOLFANsince1985: im gonna make u my bitch
DOLFANsince1985: yay i have a bitch
DOLFANsince1985: how exxxciting
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hey no fair!
DOLFANsince1985: hey im leaving my cousins
DOLFANsince1985: bye mah bitch
SeXyCoWgiRL696: bye loser
DOLFANsince1985: im goin to mah krib
DOLFANsince1985: talk to you then
SeXyCoWgiRL696: holla
DOLFANsince1985: if ur still up
SeXyCoWgiRL696: kk
DOLFANsince1985 signed off at 1:01:28 AM.
so the moral of the story is if you swear you become brown boy's bitch. give him apple pie and make him shut his hole.
yes,tim. the silly funny weird one..why u call him gay tim? u flamer. anyway,this might be the last time i go online till sunday afternoon...oh the horror! how am i going to survive?!?! if i dont talk to you tonight (i prolly wont) ill jus talk to u sunday...and while im gone,u better behave :-) when i come back i dont want paolo tellin me how u dragged him to J.R. Dunn Jewelers to buy katie an engagement ring :-) and dont diss paolo for eric ok? lol. you're sending me telepathic messages....hehe. dont ask. anyway,im out. i know you'll miss me!! post lots of juicy stuff here ok? and no naughty stories,not till i come back :-)
'it' had the same font......anyway i jus got off the phone w/paolo...weird. he wanted to go play pool but too bad. lol. anyway..goin to watch american idol. ill call @ 10 if u want silly if not ill be online l8r
PUNKrockM0F0: ur god dam dog bit the shit out of me
Poshygrl24: im sorry
PUNKrockM0F0: its ok
Poshygrl24: yeah
PUNKrockM0F0: that fucker bit me
PUNKrockM0F0: he tryed 4 me nuts
PUNKrockM0F0: they went back into there hole
PUNKrockM0F0: so he could not bite them
Poshygrl24: great. keep em there or you'll be nutless forever,unless you opt for testicle retrieval surgery
PUNKrockM0F0: fuck
PUNKrockM0F0: my nuts r gone fuck
Poshygrl24: good luck finding them.....a good place to start would be yo mommas mouth
PUNKrockM0F0: your ugly u fucking hoe
Poshygrl24: thanks,i try my best
PUNKrockM0F0: fuck u ugly bitch
PUNKrockM0F0: '.mj;l
PUNKrockM0F0: lkjhl;
PUNKrockM0F0: kljlkm
PUNKrockM0F0: lkl
PUNKrockM0F0: 'klkl
PUNKrockM0F0: ;l
PUNKrockM0F0: uh
PUNKrockM0F0: j/,.
PUNKrockM0F0: slut
Poshygrl24: ok
WHO THE HELL IS THIS??/ I WAS THINKIN MAYBE PAT YSET BUT WHO KNOWS
AM I SCHIZOPHRENIC???/ CUZ I TOOK IT AGAIN AND GOT A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ANSWER....MAYBE ITS JUST ''THE OTHER ME''.......
Just another face in the crowd? Certainly not! You're a people person, and you like everyone around to be your biggest fan. You may be called a sellout, attention whore, or prima donna, but anyone who says that is just jealous of your vibrant and outgoing personality. You're concerned with appearances and with public opinion of yourself, regardless of whether you're in a school or work environment. You have lots of friends and you're hardly ever bored. You're in good company with talk show hosts and politcians worldwide.
Well, you're a slacker. Your greatest joy in life is sleeping, and you try to avoid doing work as much as possible. Others are envious of your talent for skating through life doing only half as much real, actual work as everyone else. You're an expert at talking teachers or bosses out of reprimanding you for your apparent lack of effort. On the upside, you won't have to worry about things like repetitive stress disorder or high blood pressure. Your life expectancy is probably pretty high due to this, not that you'll actually accomplish anything, you damn leech.
y arent u allowed on the comp? sorry about before,i forgot to sign off.....we had to go to the lincoln mercury place to get the car fixed..the suspension was f'ed up. u shouda seen us driving!! the car kept bouncing up and down so i rolled the window down and was playin some rap song really loud. haha. it was a funny sight. but then we went to the car place,got a rental car and went on w/our day...hmmm what else. uMmMm im mad cuz i gotta wait like 2 more years to audition for real world :-( the only gay part about being on that show is it fucks up ur chances to get famous. u know? yeah yeah but i know u dont care.
OMG heres a GREAT story. My mom bought some cigarettes from the grocery store...and when we got home i hid them in the garage so she couldnt use them. So shes searching frantically for them and im too stubborn to tell her where they are...I say " If i tell you where they are I'll be assisting a suicide..." so naturally,she gets pissed and threatens to change my aol password if i dont tell her where i hid the fags. so i run into her office and steal her mouse :-) oh man i am GOOD! i hid that in the living room....my next trick is stealing all the ash trays...this is gonna be good. expect me to be grounded till she finds them though :-) i dont care. its worth it.
rttrey: ur a bum
rttrey: :-)
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ur a cockwaffle!
rttrey: lol
rttrey: u put that on ur webpage
SeXyCoWgiRL696: :-P
rttrey: didnt u?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i know!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol yeah'
rttrey: is it sitll up?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah i jus went htere i was like wtf its so old!
rttrey: link me
SeXyCoWgiRL696: k hold on
SeXyCoWgiRL696: nah nevermind its gayyyyyyyyyyyy
SeXyCoWgiRL696: thats the only funny thing on there
rttrey: link me!!!
rttrey: heh
SeXyCoWgiRL696: this site is funny though....http://drunkenstubs.8k.com/
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no im not linking u!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: go here
SeXyCoWgiRL696: http://drunkenstubs.8k.com/
rttrey: aint it like http://members.aol.com/poshygrl24
SeXyCoWgiRL696: maybe..maybe not
rttrey: njope
rttrey: another old one tho
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: oh
rttrey: Love is a sensation
Caused by my temptation
A guy sticks his location
In a girls destination
To increase the population
Of the next generation
Do you get my explanation
Or do you need a demonstration??
rttrey: lol
rttrey: i need a demonstration rachel...pa pa pa please
rttrey: heh
SeXyCoWgiRL696: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk okkkkkkkk
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
rttrey: o really? ;-)
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sure why not?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
rttrey: pst.. when? heh
rttrey: lol @ ur poem
SeXyCoWgiRL696: whenever's good for you baby
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: oh on bt?
rttrey: yup
rttrey: lol
rttrey: how about 2morrow nite ;-)
SeXyCoWgiRL696: great
SeXyCoWgiRL696: not motel 6 though...last time we went there were too many cockroaches
rttrey: okok
rttrey: how about hilton?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sounds like a plan
rttrey: ok ill meet u there at around say 9 ish?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: great
SeXyCoWgiRL696: see ya there
rttrey: wiat
rttrey: what hilton?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: whatever one u want baby
rttrey: ok
rttrey: how bout the one in deerfield?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: great
rttrey: lol
rttrey: Room Description
- 1 KING BED DELUXE ROOM
COFFEEMAKER..DATAPORT..IN-ROOM SAFE
IRON-BOARD..HAIRDRYER
rttrey: hows that sound
SeXyCoWgiRL696: great. the coffemaker just makes my day.
rttrey: ooo yah
rttrey: i culd go for the luxury one
rttrey: only 40 $ more
SeXyCoWgiRL696: great
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lets do it
rttrey: lol...like u'd be allowed.."mom im goin to demonstrate something to trey in a hotel room, ill be back 2morrow morning"
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hahaharttrey: shed be like "uhm no ur jus gonna hafta stay home tonire"
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hehe
rttrey: and then there goes my 113$
rttrey: heh
SeXyCoWgiRL696: :-P
rttrey: but yah itdb be sum great fun
SeXyCoWgiRL696: of course
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ill get the ice and the whipped cream,you bring the oils
rttrey: ok
rttrey: u gonna get sum chocolate and caramel?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: whatever u want baby its fine w/me
rttrey: ooo u like it kinky eh
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yes O:-)
rttrey: heh
rttrey: lol
rttrey: i wonder why we never went out
SeXyCoWgiRL696: musta been that bad motel 6 incident....
rttrey: lol
rttrey: o well...we had our chances
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hehe
rttrey: maybe another time...like 2morrow nite ;-)
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah definatelly
rttrey: its jus too ba u wont be there :-(
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sowwie
rttrey: heh
**and then came the personal shit u dont care about......**
IndecentXpozur: have u seen blu crush
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yep
IndecentXpozur: was it good
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yep
IndecentXpozur: cuz at the risk of sounding gay it looks good to me
SeXyCoWgiRL696: it was good
SeXyCoWgiRL696: it was greeeeeeeaaaaat
SeXyCoWgiRL696: thats what tony the tiger said
IndecentXpozur: are u on drugs
IndecentXpozur: where did that come from
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i dont know?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: *IN OTHER NEWS*
The bash brothers are gay.
SeXyCoWgiRL696: Cornel Sanders and the three piece chicken sanwich.
SeXyCoWgiRL696: Its knuckle puck time.
SeXyCoWgiRL696: .*Breaking News* 2+2=4.
IndecentXpozur: ok lay off the crack
SeXyCoWgiRL696: Chewbacca is in rehab again for drinking and eating problems. He overdosed on chocolate pretzels.He was found passed out in his own Wookie urine. But, in good news Charlie Bucket and Grandpa Joe got a life time supply of chocolate and Sluggsworth tried to eat Charlie's newspaper.Baruka wanted a golden goose while Tv Mike was scatted into a million pieces.
IndecentXpozur: are you ok
IndecentXpozur: cuz i dont know that the hell you are talking about and its scaring me
SeXyCoWgiRL696: noo0o0o
SeXyCoWgiRL696: last time i heard from mr fish was at the cubs game and he payed 11 dollars for a hot dog outragious prices!!!! he fuckin finds a ring in the cracker jack box.! my father,??? your not my father jack oh honey i thought u were in the shower? hes my son! hes my client!!!!!!!! alright mom!!!
IndecentXpozur: listen beautiful you are freaking me out
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sorryyyyyyyyyy
IndecentXpozur: it wouldnt be as scary if i new what the hell you were talking about
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok tonkey
IndecentXpozur: ????
IndecentXpozur: i conufuzzled
SeXyCoWgiRL696: as you can see benny has either hit a home run or just pickled the beast
IndecentXpozur: the las one is from the sandlot
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yay! good doggie want a bone?
IndecentXpozur: lease
IndecentXpozur: please
SeXyCoWgiRL696: okie
today is national crappy poem day..so heres one for ya
MIKE IS GAY
ITS NATIONAL CRAPPY POEM DAY
MIKE IS 100% WHIPPED
IM GONNA RIP OFF HIS DICK
MIKE WANTS KATIE BAD
ITS THE WORST IDEA HE EVER HAD
HE WANTS HER IN BED
I WANNA KICK HIM IN THE HEAD
hehe its so fun to piss this kid off lol... i was sayin how im bored and blah blah blah.........
GunJam29: why don't we do something tonite then
Poshygrl24: like what
GunJam29: i dunno
Poshygrl24: think of something
GunJam29: have you seen Signs?
Poshygrl24: yep
GunJam29: damn
GunJam29: i dunno then
GunJam29: you think too
Poshygrl24: im braindead. i always have to do the thinking cuz no one else will...so im out of ideas
GunJam29: then your gonna stay home and be bored
Poshygrl24: so are u
GunJam29: i'm offering to do something w/ you, i just dunno what
Poshygrl24: well...who else would do something? ask them and then we could all hang out?
GunJam29: if worse comes to worse I can take the car and go visit Bing
Poshygrl24: lol
GunJam29: ok, who and where
Poshygrl24: well..
Poshygrl24: i dont care who
GunJam29: call somebody
Poshygrl24: all my friends are on vacation except mikey
GunJam29: lol
GunJam29: how bout King
Poshygrl24: and y'all prolly wouldnt get along
Poshygrl24: w.e
Poshygrl24: think of somethin to do
GunJam29: don't w/e me
GunJam29: We could go to your house and chill, watch a movie or something
Poshygrl24: w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e w/e
Poshygrl24: no my parents are home
GunJam29: so?
GunJam29: i'll be good
Poshygrl24: or we could all go to YOUR house loser
Poshygrl24: nah my dad doesnt like loud ppl
Poshygrl24: lol
GunJam29: nah, my parents don't like anooyong little girls
Poshygrl24: so how do they put up with you????
Poshygrl24: 0O0O0O0O YOU GOT BURNEDDDDDDDD
GunJam29: funny
GunJam29: you can stay home and be bored tonite
Poshygrl24: lol dont worry i will....ill have fun w/all my paul walker movies :-)
GunJam29: lol
=====HERES WHERE IT GETS GOOD=============
Poshygrl24: oh damn i should chill w/tim tonight
GunJam29: ?
GunJam29: who's tim?
GunJam29: who's tim?
Poshygrl24: a friend
GunJam29: y don't you tell me anything anymore?
Poshygrl24: cuz 1- it doesnt matter, 2-u really DONT care,3-u really dont NEED to know,4-you dont tell me nething either
GunJam29: ask me and I'll tell u
Poshygrl24: no cuz i dont really care either
GunJam29: your being mean tonite
Poshygrl24: so? when am i NOT mean?
GunJam29: when you're horny
Poshygrl24: w/e
GunJam29: w/e
Poshygrl24: w/e!
GunJam29: w/e w/e
GunJam29: w/e
GunJam29: w/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/ew/e
Poshygrl24: gaYYYYYYY
GunJam29: slut
Poshygrl24: gay
GunJam29: lesbo
Poshygrl24: gay
GunJam29: cocksucker
Poshygrl24: blow me
GunJam29: ok, when
Poshygrl24: you're such a flaming homosexual with a little penis....did anyone ever tell you that?
GunJam29: my cocks bigger than the fucked up little boy frind of yours, mike
Poshygrl24: hell no its not.....i think HIS is outgrowing his huge manly body,thats how big HIS is....urs is just a little microscopic piece of shit that people like to poke fun at GunJam29: you fucking wish, your fucking boobs are smaller than a 10 year old's who ahsn't gone through puberty you cocksucking, pussylicking piece of white trash
Poshygrl24: you're the white trash...at least i have a fucking ride to school every morning!!!!
Poshygrl24: and my boobs are huge. youre just jealous
GunJam29: huge? what are you smoking
GunJam29: what are you an A-cup now?
GunJam29: i g2g eat dinner, I'll call you ok?
Poshygrl24: nothing. i dont need to. my life is fine i dont need to abuse illegal substances....and im almost a c cup so suck my big fat wang...or mikes cuz u know u like it like that
GunJam29: i'll CALL YOU LATER, BYE BYE\\
Poshygrl24: fuck you
Poshygrl24: bye
GunJam29: i love you
GunJam29: bye
Poshygrl24: suck my dick homo
Mikewilsman: hey
Auto response from SeXyCoWgiRL696: Hey, im in the shower right now.......oh yeah, got u thinkin all those hot water suds drippin off my naked body with the shampoo in my hair and its so hot! Oh sorry, got carried away there for a second, yeah so, just leave me a message...and maybe your #? Damnit Rachel! focus! OK! dont leave me your # leave me your picture! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I cant do this anymore! Its driving me crazy!!!!! Mikewilsman, will u go out with me?! Please???? Well, while im waiting for an answer, you other people leave me messages....
Mikewilsman: of course rachel i will go out with you
Mikewilsman: number is 951-941-9062, gimme a call when you dry off babe!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol hey whats up
Mikewilsman: nothing
Mikewilsman: haha
Mikewilsman: i love your message things
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: so i guess u decided to stay home and pack?
Mikewilsman: hehe
Mikewilsman: yes..
Mikewilsman: plus i was hoping to talk to you
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: so what up
Mikewilsman: nothing much, just playing around..
SeXyCoWgiRL696: everquest?
Mikewilsman: nope
SeXyCoWgiRL696: o
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im gonna play yahoo bingo lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: last time i won lik 5 games
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hehe
Mikewilsman: cool cool, that is cool
SeXyCoWgiRL696: def.
Mikewilsman: lol
Mikewilsman: you loked very nice tongiht
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hehe thank u
SeXyCoWgiRL696: u liked the seatbelt thing didnt u hahahaha
Mikewilsman: it was very nice
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
Mikewilsman: you didnt return my message, you didnt call
Mikewilsman: how you doing in bingo?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: what? oh! lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: good....i just won :-)
Mikewilsman: lol
Mikewilsman: congrats
SeXyCoWgiRL696: :-P
Mikewilsman: you have fun at the movies?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah
SeXyCoWgiRL696: mike was being a homo though lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: he musta been playing the quite game all by himself....
SeXyCoWgiRL696: *quiet
Mikewilsman: sorry i dont talk much durning the movie
Mikewilsman: lol
Mikewilsman: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: its ok
Mikewilsman: anyways it was col
SeXyCoWgiRL696: mmhmm
Mikewilsman: soo...
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah....
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im changing my sn
SeXyCoWgiRL696: again
Mikewilsman: why
SeXyCoWgiRL696: cuz i feel like it
Mikewilsman: so.. you miss me?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: oh yeah a whole lot...ill be going through mike withdrawals while ur away
Mikewilsman: serious?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: am i ever ?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: what should my sn be, xXdickteaseXx, dicktease69,or jailbait69
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i think i like that number
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: so what do u htink
Mikewilsman: think of what?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: what should my new sn be
Mikewilsman: iluvmikewilsman
SeXyCoWgiRL696: haha
Mikewilsman: soo..
Mikewilsman: still havent called me, i am waiting
Mikewilsman: ....
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im not calling silly
Mikewilsman: why silly
Mikewilsman: ?
Mikewilsman: scared?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no?
Mikewilsman: then why
SeXyCoWgiRL696: well actuallylast time i called someone this late i got caught and busted big time
SeXyCoWgiRL696: but we're talkin online so y do i need to call u?
Mikewilsman: caught?
Mikewilsman: rather talkl to someone and hear their voice
SeXyCoWgiRL696: not now im too tired lol
Mikewilsman: grr.. i think you are a sellout and just dont wanna talk to me
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no im just tired and too lazy to get the phone
Mikewilsman: bah.. that isnt fun now is it?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: nah
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im readin a magazine neways
Mikewilsman: what magizine
SeXyCoWgiRL696: seventeen
Mikewilsman: cool cool, anythin good?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: 80% advertisements...gayyyyyyyyyyy
Mikewilsman: hehe
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hey u know whats always fun
Mikewilsman: what?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: when people piss you off or ask you for directions talk all gay and elaborate on something so simple..instead of saying 'no habla ingles' look em str8 in the eye and go 'im sorry to inform you of the fact that i cant speak a word of english. but hopefully you will find whatever you need from the next kind soul who decides to give two shits''
Mikewilsman: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: :-)
Mikewilsman: soo
SeXyCoWgiRL696: whatcha doin
Mikewilsman: i am watching the Net
Mikewilsman: on hbo
SeXyCoWgiRL696: cool is it good
Mikewilsman: of course
Mikewilsman: what you do
Mikewilsman: ing
SeXyCoWgiRL696: still reading....dl music too
Mikewilsman: cool
Mikewilsman: which songs?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ummm some stuff by chevelle and lifehouse
Mikewilsman: cool cool
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah
sorry that was a gayyyyyyyyy convo i didnt know what else to post about so here ya go
DOLFANsince1985: i have 23 IMs open
SeXyCoWgiRL696: damnnnnnn
SeXyCoWgiRL696: they all talkin to u?
DOLFANsince1985: yeah
DOLFANsince1985: my screen is lighting up like a fuckin circus tent
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ur so funny
DOLFANsince1985: not really
SeXyCoWgiRL696: well that was funny...lol
DOLFANsince1985: a little bit
DOLFANsince1985: no one's ever told me im funny before
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
DOLFANsince1985: how was the moooovie
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i thought it was really really good....mike and mike thought it was alright...i think they secretly loved it but didnt wanna admit it hehe
DOLFANsince1985: mike W.?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah
DOLFANsince1985: i bet they did, u see that cute little girl in her bathing suit, damnn
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah
DOLFANsince1985: u and mike should go out
SeXyCoWgiRL696: did u see the movie
SeXyCoWgiRL696: mike who
DOLFANsince1985: no
DOLFANsince1985: W,
SeXyCoWgiRL696: why
DOLFANsince1985: cause
DOLFANsince1985: do it
SeXyCoWgiRL696: nah
DOLFANsince1985: why!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: cuz?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hes not really my type
DOLFANsince1985: yeah
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah
DOLFANsince1985: oh dont say bye
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sry i got kicked off
DOLFANsince1985: yeah...
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i did!
DOLFANsince1985: continuing
DOLFANsince1985: so mikes not ur type.....what is
SeXyCoWgiRL696: read my profile...click on 'all about me' or somethin
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im picky...and i come across as wayyyyy superficial dont u think?
DOLFANsince1985: im picky
DOLFANsince1985: and superficisl
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok i dont feel so bad now haha
DOLFANsince1985: yeah u shouldn
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
DOLFANsince1985: I need a boyfriend..what else is new - good lucj
DOLFANsince1985: luck
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah ima need it! lol
DOLFANsince1985: i think i am MAYBE one of those things on ur "list"
SeXyCoWgiRL696: which one
SeXyCoWgiRL696: wAit lemme guess
DOLFANsince1985: dont know, im sayin MAYBE if im lucky i might be just one
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lemme see...
SeXyCoWgiRL696: smart
DOLFANsince1985: and ur spent
DOLFANsince1985: im gonna get HUGE - that will be 2
SeXyCoWgiRL696: plan on taking steroids lol
DOLFANsince1985: who else went to the movie?
DOLFANsince1985: yeah - im not desperate, i can deal with my size
SeXyCoWgiRL696: thats it jus me mike and mike
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
DOLFANsince1985: too bad my name isnt mike
DOLFANsince1985: i could have gone
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i tried to invite u but u didnt respond
DOLFANsince1985: thats cause i didnt want to go
SeXyCoWgiRL696: y? u homo
DOLFANsince1985: jk i left my comp...i saw it when i got back - then said "damn i could have gone to the moooovies"
DOLFANsince1985: were u calling me a homo or asking if i was one?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: calling u one
SeXyCoWgiRL696: but i didnt mean it
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
DOLFANsince1985: i think u did ass
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no i didnt butthead
SeXyCoWgiRL696: haha i just said butthead!!!!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sorry i crack myself up
DOLFANsince1985: thats 1
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ?
DOLFANsince1985: if only u could make someone else laugh it would be 2
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: see there i go again...laughing while im sittin here all alone
SeXyCoWgiRL696: if anyone knew how weird i was.....lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: j/k
DOLFANsince1985: well it is two, you and the other you
DOLFANsince1985: the mean one
DOLFANsince1985: grrr
SeXyCoWgiRL696: dammit rachel stop saying 'lol' youre not that freakin funny!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah
DOLFANsince1985: i do, i pretend not to notice
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i was tellin mike about my many personalities
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hehe
DOLFANsince1985: HOT LAVA!!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: wha
DOLFANsince1985: nothin - i thought of all the ppl that u are, u would know
DOLFANsince1985: the virgin wireless commercial
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ooooooo
DOLFANsince1985: change of heart
DOLFANsince1985: yay
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hehe
DOLFANsince1985: what does mike w. have to say
SeXyCoWgiRL696: he aint talkin
DOLFANsince1985: why the hell not
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i dunno
DOLFANsince1985: geeez what a not cool thing to do
DOLFANsince1985: mike w. is my friend
DOLFANsince1985: nice kidd
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah...tell the punk to talk dammit
DOLFANsince1985: lol u want him
SeXyCoWgiRL696: right..
DOLFANsince1985: i think u have a force field against boys
SeXyCoWgiRL696: whats that supposed to mean
DOLFANsince1985: i dont know
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yes u do
DOLFANsince1985: i dont know how to explain
DOLFANsince1985: can i be honest without pissing you off
DOLFANsince1985: then tell me how u feel about it
SeXyCoWgiRL696: of course
DOLFANsince1985: i pick up this huge strong ass lesbian vibe from you, but i know for a fact ur not - so i dont know what the deal is
SeXyCoWgiRL696: oh my god are you serious?!?!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: thats not good!! hehe
DOLFANsince1985: i dont really understand ur position
DOLFANsince1985: if i didnt know u i would think u were
SeXyCoWgiRL696: the deal is,im wayyyyyyy fuggin shy when it goes beyond friendship w/guys...and i hate chicks,theyre all bitches,so the majority of my friends are guys
DOLFANsince1985: because u attract boys then smack em down
DOLFANsince1985: i see
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im not the steady relationship type,i kinda like being jus a flirt,it suits me for now....
SeXyCoWgiRL696: paolo and mike make fun of me for it
SeXyCoWgiRL696: they call me a dicktease...i think its funny
DOLFANsince1985: i see
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i dunno i had some whacked out ''relationships'' before and now whenever a guy compliments me or tries to hit on me i think hes joking and just shrug it off
DOLFANsince1985: lol hahahahaha thats funny
SeXyCoWgiRL696: but oh my god that makes me come off as a dyke?! ahhhh i need to work on that!!!!! haha
DOLFANsince1985: dont think im trying anylyze you, its just helps me to be friends with ppl when i understand them
DOLFANsince1985: if that makes sense
SeXyCoWgiRL696: its funny,but to a certain point. then its just annoying....cuz i dont know who i can trust,ya know
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah it makes sense
DOLFANsince1985: i see - well i know ur not
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hehe
DOLFANsince1985: but i've seen u make a lot of boys go kinda crazy
SeXyCoWgiRL696: like who?
DOLFANsince1985: like mike l.
SeXyCoWgiRL696: see i dont even notice that,and i still dont believe w/e ppl are tellin me
DOLFANsince1985: too bad
SeXyCoWgiRL696: cuz we always kinda made it clear that it was a 'just friends' thing...
DOLFANsince1985: if u did you would feel bad
DOLFANsince1985: u dont do it to me so i cant say u do it to all guys
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
DOLFANsince1985: which is good, i would prob get mad if u were a DT to me
SeXyCoWgiRL696: dt?
DOLFANsince1985: DICK TEASE
SeXyCoWgiRL696: o0o0o lol
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so do you agree w/that?
i just woke up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so proud! on the other hand,mommy is not! lol. and you managed it again,u came online right after i went to sleep...for some reason i think you do it on purpose lol. anyway ima go eat breakfast!!!!!!!!
ok.some dumbass punk with a etarded sn from fucking montana thinks its cute to find my sn and then im me with stupid gay shit...this is only the end of the convo but he jus kept going sdjsdj soijkjoi oiemr for like 10 min...bah (you got me into sayin that!!)
RidinOnDubs1256: sfdsf
RidinOnDubs1256: sfsf
RidinOnDubs1256: sorry wrong im
SeXyCoWgiRL696: oh thats cute,go and warn me
SeXyCoWgiRL696: holy shit stop it
RidinOnDubs1256: y
RidinOnDubs1256: bitch
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im not a bitch im just trying to have a conversation w/someone and u keep iming me with pointless crap
RidinOnDubs1256: bitch
SeXyCoWgiRL696: you are seriously immature
did you get 'my already enormously large penis has seemed to outgrow my body! please help!' thing from an advice column or something? jus wondering.....
how do you ALWAYS manage to go online right after i go to sleep????? damn you! and yeah i enjoyed ur story,but i also enjoyed it 2 months ago when u first showed me....and thank u for actually writing something dammit
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RABAT (July 25) - Surgeons have managed to stitch back a Moroccan boy's penis after it was bitten off by a donkey, the official MAP news agency reported Thursday.
Professor Mouaad Mounir, chief urologist at Ibnou Toufail hospital in the southern city of Marrakesh, was quoted as saying the operation on the seven-year-old boy was carried out last week.
He said the operation had taken 45 minutes and was successful.
MAP did not say how the donkey managed to bite off the boy's penis.
A source at the hospital confirmed the agency's report, but declined to give further details.
Donkeys in Morocco are used for laborious work on farms and garbage collection and are often subject to harsh treatment.
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Mass Circumcision Performed in Kabul
KABUL (July 23) - Turkish troops leading the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) for Afghanistan won friends among hundreds of Afghan families Tuesday after army doctors carried out a mass circumcision of boys who had missed the important Muslim ceremony for one reason or another.
Army doctors from the prestigious Gulhame Military Medical academy in Turkey circumcised more than 90 boys Tuesday and plan to perform the operation on up to 200 others over the next two days.
''Being circumcised is an important rite of passage for any Muslim male,'' said a Turkish officer overseeing the event who asked not to be identified.
''It is accepted even by non-Muslims for health and hygiene reasons, but for us it is part of our faith,'' he said.
Most Afghan boys are circumcised between the age of two and five by religious elders who say a prayer before removing the foreskin with a knife -- without anaesthetic.
If the boys are lucky, they will be plunged into an icy stream before the ritual in order to numb any pain.
But the Turkish operation -- while yielding to tradition -- was a strictly medical procedure with a local anaesthetic being applied before the foreskin was removed with a sort of soldering- iron gun that cuts through the flesh and seals the wound behind it at the same time.
Before the operation, the boys were given a huge party with special Turkish cakes and treats. A band played children's' songs as religious elders walked among the boys, muttering prayers and patting them on their heads.
''These boys have missed being circumcised because perhaps there was trouble in their homes or their parents were too poor to afford it,'' the Turkish officer said.
''Wherever we travel, we like to help the community by doing these sort of things -- even at the rural areas at home.''
The boys being circumcised Tuesday -- aged between two and 11 -- were a mixture of ashen-faced fear and confused apprehension as they awaited their turn with the team of eight surgeons and their assistants.
Divided into groups of eight, it took just one nervous wail to get everyone else crying, but once the local anaesthetic took effect they calmed down and generally looked on at the goings-on between their legs with keen interest.
Once the operation was complete, the boys were given a traditional white tunic, dressed in a large nappy and sent on their way -- clutching a bag of presents from a Turkish charity that raised money for the ceremony.
Each bag contained a leather football, a pair of boots and a full soccer strip -- in the colors of the Turkish national team that surprised the world by finishing third in the World Cup won by Brazil last month.
''It takes about five to eight minutes to do each person,'' an army doctor told Reuters. ''If you want, I would be happy to do you and your colleagues.''
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oh my god mike you have to read this convo w/ryan king:(do you think there's something wrong w/him?)
Pt78LINK: are you gonna go tomorrow?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ya
Pt78LINK: im lookin forward to seein you again
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hehe cool im lookin forward to seein u too
Pt78LINK: god i miss you.........i only wish i knew why we dont flirt with eachother any more....................
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
Pt78LINK: its a shame though, i had plans for you..............
Pt78LINK: only in my dreams i guess........
Pt78LINK: =)
SeXyCoWgiRL696: haha
SeXyCoWgiRL696: and what might those plans be?
Pt78LINK: dont laugh! this is intimate and personal!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ...
Pt78LINK: i cant possibly tell you about the way i want you.................
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hmm...
Pt78LINK: that would be wrong
SeXyCoWgiRL696: oh really
Pt78LINK: yes! your a different person now, i dont know if your the Rachel i wanted freshman year
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah a few ppl say i've changed...whats up w/that? i miss my old self!
Pt78LINK: i wouldnt know cause we dont hit on eachother any more
Pt78LINK: i miss that so much, we were so tight
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah i know....we never see each other nemore
Pt78LINK: you boosted my self esteem and everything
Pt78LINK: but when i try to chill with you you just turn me down
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i sowwie :-\
Pt78LINK: so am i
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hehe
Pt78LINK: well, i guess ill see you tomorrow. and be tormented by the fact that there was a time that i could have had you but i failed to act, and as a punishment i am to bear your utter beauty and stand watch of all my lusts and desires as they all cry within you
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hehe ok i guess ill see ya in the morning
Pt78LINK: such a simple response..............
Pt78LINK: yup
Pt78LINK: till then
SeXyCoWgiRL696: bye
Pt78LINK: wait!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: what?
Pt78LINK: can i get you to promiss me a hug?
Pt78LINK: =)
SeXyCoWgiRL696: of course
SeXyCoWgiRL696: :-P
Pt78LINK: old time sake..,....
SeXyCoWgiRL696: okie dokie
Pt78LINK: sweet score man.........
Pt78LINK: ok, now i have something to look forward to
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol sweet dreams
Pt78LINK: gnight
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is it just me or does it seem like this kid has issues???? lol speaking of issues,read this one w/steve callahan:
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GunJam29: hey
SeXyCoWgiRL696: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bro
GunJam29: whats up, besides my cock?
GunJam29: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: wow t.m.i right there
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ummm talkin to u erik and jess....posing on bt
SeXyCoWgiRL696: u?
GunJam29: talkin to ppl
GunJam29: sleeping
SeXyCoWgiRL696: wow
SeXyCoWgiRL696: goin otmorrow
GunJam29: waiting for a blowjob
SeXyCoWgiRL696: u goin otmorrow
SeXyCoWgiRL696: call jo momma fo dat
GunJam29: to...
SeXyCoWgiRL696: used book sale?
GunJam29: yea yea
SeXyCoWgiRL696: time
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ?
GunJam29: 8 or 830
SeXyCoWgiRL696: bah y's everyone goin so fuggin early
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol i am too but its jus annoying
GunJam29: i don't mind it too much
SeXyCoWgiRL696: bah u=ghey
GunJam29: wha?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: bah you are gay
GunJam29: your a lesbian slut
SeXyCoWgiRL696: you're so sweet
GunJam29: i know
GunJam29: i have a ?
GunJam29: i have a ?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok?
GunJam29: would it disgust you if you had to kiss me, like if we were doing truth or dare or something?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yes..it would disgust me to the fullest
SeXyCoWgiRL696: why do you ask
GunJam29: be serious
GunJam29: i'
GunJam29: m wondering
SeXyCoWgiRL696: why
GunJam29: so be honest
SeXyCoWgiRL696: you want my honest bitchy answer
SeXyCoWgiRL696: dont remember me for this cuz im too hyper to think str8
GunJam29: yes please
GunJam29: but try to be nice to me foronce
GunJam29: k
SeXyCoWgiRL696: depends on who is there....like if it was you,brian langston,paul walker and mr davis yeah i'd be a little mad
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
GunJam29: no, if it was like me, bing, king, and pat for example
SeXyCoWgiRL696: prolly not
GunJam29: not what?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: not disgusted
GunJam29: good
GunJam29: do you think i'm cute?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: why? you gotta tell me im dying to know
GunJam29: i need to know
SeXyCoWgiRL696: is little steve-0 having a nervous breakdown about insecurity or something
GunJam29: i've been asking lots of ppl and i've been getting intersting answers (YEAH RIGHT)
SeXyCoWgiRL696: or did someone say something mean to u
GunJam29: see above
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ur jus asking ppl..out of no where?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: nothing drove you to be so inquisitive at this very moment?
GunJam29: yup
GunJam29: its fun
SeXyCoWgiRL696: wow someone needs a life lol
GunJam29: nope
GunJam29: you do
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i got one..thank u very much
GunJam29: ok, now are you gonna answer my ?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i did!
GunJam29: do you think i'm cute?
GunJam29: be honest
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i havent seen u since like june or somethin i dont even remember what u look like hahahaha
GunJam29: your being mean
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im hyper sorry
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i think ur the cutest when u cut ur hair real short. thats my honest answer
GunJam29: answer me please!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i did!
GunJam29: ok
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i know i sounded like a huge bitch in that one but thats how my relationship w/him is. im mean to him 24/7 and we know its just a joke...kinda like me and u but im meaner,MUCH meaner to him :-) perfect example right here lol.
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i hate news reporters they piss me off theyre nosy and disrespect peoples privacy
if i ever get on the news and i got some wench of a reporter stickin her ugly nose where it dont belong ima get all up in her junk and tell her off.
talk about a run-on sentence! lol
ok please write something worth reading ok sillypoo? h0lla
hey um we're gonna pick u up @ 8 30 tomorrow morning...i forgot im goin to dinner tonight so if u call me @ 9 i wont be home..but call my cellie 954-918-5599 okie dokie?
Mikewilsman: hey baby
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hi
Mikewilsman: so what are we doing tomorrow
SeXyCoWgiRL696: are you possessed
Mikewilsman: no but my penis seems to have outgrown my sack as well as my body
SeXyCoWgiRL696: right...and then you woke up?
Mikewilsman: i woke up and we fucked
SeXyCoWgiRL696: then i woke up from my nightmare?
Mikewilsman: lol. ok baby
SeXyCoWgiRL696: stop calling me baby
Mikewilsman: why baby
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ahh
Mikewilsman: stop being gay
SeXyCoWgiRL696: not
Mikewilsman: want me to give you a pet sperm?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i dont want ur mutated sperm
Mikewilsman: why not
Mikewilsman: my sperm is the best
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ur sperm is 3 headed
Mikewilsman: neg
SeXyCoWgiRL696: pos
SchpincPimper2K: i wanna play pool
Poshygrl24: me too!!
SchpincPimper2K: i kick ass
Poshygrl24: where do u practice?
SchpincPimper2K: i have been playing alot more lately
Poshygrl24: where though
SchpincPimper2K: i don't play often, but i go sometimes
SchpincPimper2K: there is a pool hall down the street from u
Poshygrl24: at humperdinks?
SchpincPimper2K: i forget the name
SchpincPimper2K: it is farther north of u
Poshygrl24: oh
SchpincPimper2K: :-(
Poshygrl24: yeah me and mike were talking and we decided that we need to open a huge place for people ages 15-20 where theres an arcade,pool tables,air hockey,skating rink,bowling alley,a few clubs,movie theater,shopping,and resturants...but for teens only so annoying 12 year olds wont invade....u hafta have an ID to get in...
Poshygrl24: yeah we get really bored easily
SchpincPimper2K: i have decicded to nothing
Poshygrl24: you should agree to that...its awesome
Poshygrl24: ohhhhhh how bout an indoor beach!! lol
SchpincPimper2K: they have places like that and they don't mak money and close down after a month
Poshygrl24: yeah well thats cuz stupid 10 year old hoochies invade it and no one can have any fun
Eminem's Spring Break It's no secret that girls go wild for rapper Eminem, but now the star is cashing in on his appeal by hosting an edition of the ''Girls Gone Wild'' mail-order video series, known for its racy footage of party girls flashing the camera. According to MTV News, Eminem is currently recording voiceovers and has accompanied camera crews to the Long Island beach resort of the Hamptons, where they have been shooting. The video, which is likely to be called "Girls Gone Wild: Eminem," should be available in early 2003. Slim Shady is not the only music star to have gotten involved with this franchise: Snoop Dogg hosted a video, due out in September, called "Girls Gone Wild Doggy Style," shot during Mardi Gras in New Orleans, and both Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath and ex-Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee have expressed an interest in having their own videos — why are we not surprised?
Poshygrl24: so what u doin tonight?
Mikewilsman: not sure.. wanna go out somewhere?
Mikewilsman: or are you still sick
Poshygrl24: im still sick
Poshygrl24: but i dont care
Mikewilsman: i do
Poshygrl24: not like we'd be making out or nething lol
Mikewilsman: i dunno.. you might try something
Poshygrl24: yeah ok.....
Poshygrl24: maybe if i was messed up
Poshygrl24: haha
Mikewilsman: that was mean
Mikewilsman: i wouldnt even touch you if i was messed up
Poshygrl24: good
Mikewilsman: good
Poshygrl24: good
Mikewilsman: great
Poshygrl24: wonderful
Mikewilsman: supper
Poshygrl24: u mean super?
Mikewilsman: whatever
Mikewilsman: delightful
Poshygrl24: yeah yeah i think we've established that
Mikewilsman: we are getting into those 2 sylobol words, hard for me to spell
Poshygrl24: yeah i noticed
Mikewilsman: haha
Mikewilsman: shut up
Poshygrl24: s0o0o
Poshygrl24: u talk to mike today?
Mikewilsman: neg
Poshygrl24: oh
Mikewilsman: why
Poshygrl24: i htink hes on the phone w/katie.....grrrr
Mikewilsman: i will find out, 1 sec
Poshygrl24: k
Mikewilsman: he said he was, but not anymore
Poshygrl24: WHAT A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL
Mikewilsman: lol
Mikewilsman: homo'
Poshygrl24: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
Mikewilsman: speaking of the faggot, look who signed on
Poshygrl24: YEAH I KNOW!
Poshygrl24: HES A GAY
Mikewilsman: TROublE2700: too bad shed only let me
Poshygrl24: ?
Mikewilsman: he was talking about fucking you
Mikewilsman: lol
Poshygrl24: TROublE2700: who wud u rather fuck, me or mike?
Poshygrl24: ASK HIM WHAT I SAID BACK
Mikewilsman: i know what you said.. that is digusting
Poshygrl24: LOL
Mikewilsman: soo... hows the dog?
Mikewilsman: you ever make your dog lick you cause you dont get any?
Poshygrl24: DOGS MAKE ME SICKKKKK
Poshygrl24: I HATE DOGS
Poshygrl24: HELL FUCKING NO
Mikewilsman: yes you do
Poshygrl24: THAT SHIT IS NAZZZZZTY
Mikewilsman: dont lie
Mikewilsman: you know you like it
Poshygrl24: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUNK
Poshygrl24: THAT SHIT IS NASTY
Mikewilsman: you are nasty
Mikewilsman: cause you do that shit
Poshygrl24: YO MOMMAS NASTY
Mikewilsman: i know she is
Mikewilsman: soo are you
Poshygrl24: YEAH CUZ YOU'VE HAD HER TOO MANY TIMES
Poshygrl24: LAME RETORT ASSHOLE
Mikewilsman: neg
Poshygrl24: POS
Mikewilsman: neg
Mikewilsman: neg
Poshygrl24: GAY
Mikewilsman: soo.. what you doing tongiht, wanna go to a kegger?
Poshygrl24: YEAH SURE....THEN ILL GET MESSED UP AND LICK MIKEY'S PENIS
Poshygrl24: YEAH RIGHT
Mikewilsman: lol
Mikewilsman: you would like it
Poshygrl24: YOU WOULD LIKE IT MORE
Mikewilsman: i am mikey, you are right i prob would
Poshygrl24: MIKEY=MIKE LAW......AND I MEANT YOU WOULD LIKE LICKING MIKEY'S PENIS
Mikewilsman: NEG
Poshygrl24: POS
Poshygrl24: MEGA POS
Mikewilsman: neg
I took a quiz to see "Which rapper could be your boyfriend"....
You’re a sucker for bad boys like Eminem ’cause you’re kind of a badass yourself. The guys you date don’t really care what other people say and neither you do. You and Eminem would totally work well together, but your I-don't-take-nothin’-from-nobody attitudes could lead to some major screaming matches. But if anyone’s strong enough to tame Slim Shady and bring out the Marshall Mathers within your guy, it’s you!
Auto response from SeXyCoWgiRL696: jesus may love you but i think youre an asshole
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hey
Mikewilsman: whats up?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: nm jus got outta the shower..u?
Mikewilsman: just got down thinking of you in the shower, haha
SeXyCoWgiRL696: very funny
Mikewilsman: anyways..
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah...
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sry i was bein mad annoying on the phone the other day
Mikewilsman: why didnt you go to church today, i had no one to look at
SeXyCoWgiRL696: haha
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i was babysitting
Mikewilsman: grrr...
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
Mikewilsman: should have went
SeXyCoWgiRL696: u always got that old singing guy to stare at
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ...talk about an eyesore. and his voice..ahhhhhh it sounds like he's gonna croak!
Mikewilsman: neg
Mikewilsman: he doesnt have the boobs like oyu got
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol im sure he's got them hidden in there somewhere....
Mikewilsman: not like yours though
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im sure
Mikewilsman: lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: so...how was ur day
Mikewilsman: very good, and you
Mikewilsman: i am gonna come to your house tomorrow
SeXyCoWgiRL696: is that so
Mikewilsman: yup
SeXyCoWgiRL696: and why the hell would u wanna go and do a thing like that
Mikewilsman: to see you
Mikewilsman: why else
SeXyCoWgiRL696: to hump the doggie
Mikewilsman: you are retarded
SeXyCoWgiRL696: does that offend you?
Mikewilsman: no.. it just makes you sound dumb. and unsexy
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok im sorry :-(
Mikewilsman: ok...
SeXyCoWgiRL696: brb
Mikewilsman: ok.
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok
SeXyCoWgiRL696: anyway..u dont wanna come see me tomorrow
Mikewilsman: brb
SeXyCoWgiRL696: k
Mikewilsman: oik.. why dont i
SeXyCoWgiRL696: b/c im sick
Mikewilsman: whatever.. you are just a loser
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i am not!
SeXyCoWgiRL696: you are!
Mikewilsman: ok
Mikewilsman: maybe you dont like guys
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i do :-) i love guys :-)
Mikewilsman: yea...
SeXyCoWgiRL696: dont give me that attitude of yours mike wilsman
Mikewilsman: ok
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok
Mikewilsman: what attitue you want?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: a nice one
Mikewilsman: ok
Mikewilsman: you ever get a pet sperm?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no :*(
Mikewilsman: why not
SeXyCoWgiRL696: bc
Mikewilsman: why
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no one wanted to give me one ...i think it would help if i asked hehe
Mikewilsman: yea
Mikewilsman: whats some good songs to download?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: unwanted-avril lavigne
Mikewilsman: ....
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ?
Mikewilsman: you are unwanted
Mikewilsman: you ever strip for mikey?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sorta...not really..i was changing at his house but i was in the bathroom w/the door open does that count lol
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im not unwanted u asshole
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lol
Mikewilsman: lol
Mikewilsman: i am coming over tomorrow
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok u come over and get sick
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sounds like a plan
Mikewilsman: yup
SeXyCoWgiRL696: uh huh
hey bro...sry i was an hr and a half late.....i was waitin fo my peepz to fall asleep....bah. neway u aint here so ill talk to youuu later.....ima catch some zzzs. did i jus say 'catch some zzz's'???? im ghey. jus like wilsmannnnn buah hahahahahahaha
Poshygrl24: ur dad surfs?
GunJam29: yea
Poshygrl24: haaha shrinkage?? how can u have shrinkage on something so small?
GunJam29: my whole family surfs
GunJam29: funny
GunJam29: its bigger than you think...
Poshygrl24: wha bout jo momma
GunJam29: my mom does too
GunJam29: but mostly she bodyboards
Poshygrl24: hehe thats funny
Poshygrl24: im sure it is...so if it is biggger than i think,its probably around 1.5 in??
GunJam29: i boobs are bigger than yours tho, so thats pretty sad
Poshygrl24: that means ur fat and u lactate
GunJam29: no, you just have no boobs
Poshygrl24: no,youre fat and ur tits produce milk
GunJam29: i belive any bites is the phrase i'm looking for
Poshygrl24: 'nuff said
GunJam29: fuck you slut
GunJam29: *ant
Poshygrl24: jo momma
GunJam29: jo mommas uncle
Poshygrl24: jo mommas mommas momma
GunJam29: all right
Mikewilsman: Hey baby
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hey
Mikewilsman: What you doing
SeXyCoWgiRL696: playin supermario bros
SeXyCoWgiRL696: u?
Mikewilsman: lol.. i am sooo drunk
Mikewilsman: i love you
SeXyCoWgiRL696: what'd u drink
Mikewilsman: a bottle of jack daniel's....
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hehe
Mikewilsman: it is nice..
Mikewilsman: wanna come over to give me a back rub?
Mikewilsman: i really need one
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no. i need one too
Mikewilsman: please
SeXyCoWgiRL696: nah
Mikewilsman: ok, fine.. we meet half way
SeXyCoWgiRL696: which would be...?
Mikewilsman: ok.. cool?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: whats halfway
Mikewilsman: 39th and Lighthouse drive
SeXyCoWgiRL696: nah
Mikewilsman: just told you
SeXyCoWgiRL696: dont wanna though
Mikewilsman: why
Mikewilsman: i wont bite
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im sure u wont
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im not scared of u biting me
Mikewilsman: lol
Mikewilsman: what you scared of then
SeXyCoWgiRL696: nothin?
Mikewilsman: ok.. where can we meet then
SeXyCoWgiRL696: nowhere
SeXyCoWgiRL696: or in ur pants
SeXyCoWgiRL696: u pick
Mikewilsman: my pants are cool..
Mikewilsman: you wanna chill right now?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: only in ur pants
Mikewilsman: ok.. lets do it
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok.
Mikewilsman: soo.. lets do it
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah.lets do it
SeXyCoWgiRL696: lets do it all night long
Mikewilsman: stop fucking around
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok then lets fuck each other
Mikewilsman: i would love that
Mikewilsman: but it wouldnt happen, i might be REally fucked up
Mikewilsman: but i know you
Mikewilsman: mike said he hit that shit before
Mikewilsman: and it wasnt good
Mikewilsman: this is what mike said to me
Mikewilsman: SeXyCoWgiRL696: dont tell him i like him
SeXyCoWgiRL696: cuz i dont want him to know
SeXyCoWgiRL696: wtf
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah he left off the last part :cuz i dont
Mikewilsman: i know.. wtf la
SeXyCoWgiRL696: hes gay
SeXyCoWgiRL696: dont listen to him
Mikewilsman: you dont like me? wtf is that suppose to mean
SeXyCoWgiRL696: as a friend yeah
Mikewilsman: dude i amm soooo fucking confused now
Mikewilsman: why... I want you
Mikewilsman: and oyudont want
Mikewilsman: ?
Mikewilsman: ?
Mikewilsman: talk to me baby
SeXyCoWgiRL696: speak clearly and maybe i could understand u
Mikewilsman: ok..
Mikewilsman: 1 second
Mikewilsman: i dont know how to say this but YOU are hot and i want you
SeXyCoWgiRL696: YOU are drunk and dont know what ur sayin
Mikewilsman: i do too
Mikewilsman: you dont want me back?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i dont know how to say this...but no
Mikewilsman: that is gay
Mikewilsman: why not
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i dont know
Mikewilsman: what you mean i dont know
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i.dont.know
Mikewilsman: think why
Mikewilsman: please
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i dont know
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i havent been going to church at 6 anymore because i cant bear to see you anymore..after that hot night of sex im just too ashamed
Mikewilsman: we had sex?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yes
SeXyCoWgiRL696: many times in a row
Mikewilsman: omg.. we did
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yes
SeXyCoWgiRL696: but you kept screaming seans name
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i cried
Mikewilsman: Sean's name?
Mikewilsman: WTF
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yes. seans name
Mikewilsman: sean who
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i dont know. you just kept moaning 'seannnnnnnn'
Mikewilsman: dude what the fuck are you talking about
SeXyCoWgiRL696: sean!! oh sean i love you man hit my shit again...oh the erotic pain feels so good.
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i believe thats what u were moaning,even afterward
Mikewilsman: you are fucked up in the heads
SeXyCoWgiRL696: no. YOU are fucked up in ur heads..both of em
Mikewilsman: negatove..
SeXyCoWgiRL696: positive
Mikewilsman: NO
SeXyCoWgiRL696: YES
Mikewilsman: dude.. whats wrong with you.... I cant even tell you i like you and go all Gay on me.. i thought you were coller then that
SeXyCoWgiRL696: i am
SeXyCoWgiRL696: how do you want me to act now
Mikewilsman: you are what
SeXyCoWgiRL696: cooler than that
SeXyCoWgiRL696: never question my coolness
Mikewilsman: your coolness?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yes
Mikewilsman: ok
SeXyCoWgiRL696: good.
Mikewilsman: are ytou down with the lpchd
SeXyCoWgiRL696: w/da wah
SeXyCoWgiRL696: *wha
Mikewilsman: lpchd
SeXyCoWgiRL696: whats that
Mikewilsman: ask mikey
SeXyCoWgiRL696: he went nighty night
SeXyCoWgiRL696: k im goin to sleep now
Mikewilsman: can i come with you
SeXyCoWgiRL696: not today
Mikewilsman: FINE..
SeXyCoWgiRL696: dont have that attitude w/me
Mikewilsman: tomorrrow?
Mikewilsman: you ever think you might not like guys, and that you wanna have sex with girls?
SeXyCoWgiRL696: nope sorry to ruin the fantasy for ya
Mikewilsman: yea right.. I bet you like girls
SeXyCoWgiRL696: yeah lemme tell ya
Mikewilsman: i mean you never hooked up with any guys that i know off
Mikewilsman: off
Mikewilsman: of
SeXyCoWgiRL696: that doesnt tell u anything
Mikewilsman: soo.. what does it tell me
Mikewilsman: that you dont like guys.. right
SeXyCoWgiRL696: it tells you that i havent hooked up w/any guys u know
SeXyCoWgiRL696: and u dont know every guy in america so....
Mikewilsman: i do too
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok ill give you a cookie tomorrow
SeXyCoWgiRL696: im goin to sleep
Mikewilsman: ok.. i still like you
Mikewilsman: byebye babe
SeXyCoWgiRL696: ok ill give u 2 cookies then
SeXyCoWgiRL696: bye
Karaoke rocks!! I been wantin to go for sooo long! Me and Jessica went tonight...We sang karaoke and made friends w/the guys behind the bar. They were so funny. Theyre like 'Everytime I hear this song it just breaks my heart' [note the sarcasm here. these men are not gay lol] Anyway,the guy tells us he'll take 15% off our bill if he picks the song and we sing it. So we let him. He picks "Man I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain. Great song man! So we go up and sing it and DAMN we were nervous! At least our voices weren't shaking..just our legs and every other place of our body lol. (It wasnt exactly the "I love rock n roll" scene from Crossroads..) Then we go back to our seats and all these drunk guys are like 'that was great man...' Drunk people are funny. Then we paid our bill...All $4.44 of it. LOL. 10 min later he brings out a brownie waffle sundae. HOLY SHIT the thing was huge!!! "On the house" he said. OH YAY CHOCOLATE!!! LOL Jess and I were like 'we couldn't have been that good...But were we complaining? Nahhhhh. This just spurred us to sing another song. Jess let me pick so...surprise surprise..."...Baby One More Time". This time we weren't so nervous. We took the mics off the stand and moved a little. She dared me to do the little boobie shake thingie but I'm not really the daredevil type. Plus,there were too many drunk guys there if u know what I mean... Some guy yelled out "Look at the bums!" another guy goes "Can I hit you baby one more time 0o0ohh baby" Me and Jess jus look at him and we're like "UMM how bout no." After that we said byebye to our new friends. Frank (our bar buddy) Is like "Come back next week..lol" Yeah. You mean come back next week and get a real drink. (we were drinkin h2o all night,as opposed to the other refreshing beverages he had to offer..if u know what i mean lol)
Poshygrl24: are u n mike still together
LiLDeViLaaf: nope
Poshygrl24: awwwww
LiLDeViLaaf: wait...which one?
LiLDeViLaaf: phillips?
LiLDeViLaaf: or kutner?
Poshygrl24: ur bf!
LiLDeViLaaf: ok then its a no on both
Poshygrl24: WERE u ever w/kutner??????
LiLDeViLaaf: ya for the past week and a 1/2
LiLDeViLaaf: but i dumped him yesterday
Poshygrl24: wtf u serious???
LiLDeViLaaf: ya i know
LiLDeViLaaf: rebound
Poshygrl24: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: back to single life for me though
LiLDeViLaaf: did u hear both bing and chelle? and steve and britt?
Poshygrl24: yep yep
LiLDeViLaaf: about*
LiLDeViLaaf: its so weird
Poshygrl24: yeah
LiLDeViLaaf: hey rachel...bing' ssingle. lol
Poshygrl24: shut up im soooooo over him!!
LiLDeViLaaf: ya right
LiLDeViLaaf: u know u want him
Poshygrl24: swear lol
Poshygrl24: i know YOU want him and all of his nipples
LiLDeViLaaf: lol.
LiLDeViLaaf: remember the ice?
Poshygrl24: yep yep
LiLDeViLaaf: hehe
LiLDeViLaaf: that ws so much fun
Poshygrl24: yeah
LiLDeViLaaf: no rachel. seriously u know u want him
Poshygrl24: not quite...
Poshygrl24: hes too skinny for me
LiLDeViLaaf: yes quite
LiLDeViLaaf: oh good point
Poshygrl24: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: do u still have the hotts for reed
LiLDeViLaaf: come on. admit it u know u do
Poshygrl24: nope
Poshygrl24: wayyyyyyy over him
Poshygrl24: too skinny too
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: u know brian langston.....hes hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttt soooooooo my type lol
LiLDeViLaaf: omg
LiLDeViLaaf: ur not serious right?
LiLDeViLaaf: j/k
Poshygrl24: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: he's cute
Poshygrl24: hotttttttt
LiLDeViLaaf: no cute
Poshygrl24: u know u waNT reed......ur gonna murder his gf and have lots of babies w/him
LiLDeViLaaf: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
LiLDeViLaaf: thta ws wrong
LiLDeViLaaf: ok but u know u want rob lutter. we all know u got the hotts fo rhis pale butt
LiLDeViLaaf: for his*
Poshygrl24: definately
LiLDeViLaaf: lol
Poshygrl24: but he went awayy....ima miss that big ol tub of lard
LiLDeViLaaf: here's a thought for u. rob lutter, rob miller, and little jon colley on a three sum
LiLDeViLaaf: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: hahaha
Poshygrl24: oh my god
Poshygrl24: grosssssssssssssssss
LiLDeViLaaf: hehe
LiLDeViLaaf: i know
LiLDeViLaaf: its sick
Poshygrl24: bah
LiLDeViLaaf: ok how bout, dan fierello, brian langston and fank mandero in in threesomew ith chocolate
LiLDeViLaaf: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: frank*
Poshygrl24: oh yummy!!!!!!
LiLDeViLaaf: i know
LiLDeViLaaf: dream babes
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: i was thinkin about dan yesterday...
Poshygrl24: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: does nose come across ur mind frequently ms.hammada
Poshygrl24: shut up lol
LiLDeViLaaf: hehe
LiLDeViLaaf: if u ever slept with him th enose would take up the whole bed
Poshygrl24: haha
Poshygrl24: but u know,arms come across more than nose does
Poshygrl24: but im over it
Poshygrl24: i WANT BRIAN LANGSTON!!!!!!!!!!
LiLDeViLaaf: sure
LiLDeViLaaf: so ur telling my if he offered to date u , ud say no??
Poshygrl24: YEAH CUZ he was an asssssssssssssssssss
LiLDeViLaaf: it toook u this long to notice this?
Poshygrl24: nah
LiLDeViLaaf: no he was a nose
Poshygrl24: hahahaha
Poshygrl24: ive been over him for soooo long
LiLDeViLaaf: sure. but u want to rape brian langston now
Poshygrl24: yep yep yep
LiLDeViLaaf: hehe
Poshygrl24: i heard he was at hooters the other day or somethin
Poshygrl24: im like hell yeah im workin there
Poshygrl24: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: and what were u doing there? filling out an application. u have the iq for the job.
Poshygrl24: but not the boobs.....not yet
Poshygrl24: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: surgery is a wonderful thing huh rach?
Poshygrl24: definately
LiLDeViLaaf: So what r u gonna get C, D, EEE???
Poshygrl24: depends on how big they are when i stop growin
Poshygrl24: this is a fucked up convo..u realize that right? lol
LiLDeViLaaf: dont know. they shrink
LiLDeViLaaf: ya i know
Poshygrl24: yeah when ur like 80!
LiLDeViLaaf: no when u turn 18 that why britney had to get em
LiLDeViLaaf: im serious rach
Poshygrl24: SHE DID NOT GET A BOOB JOB!
Poshygrl24: LOL
LiLDeViLaaf: yes she did
Poshygrl24: NO
LiLDeViLaaf: and u know it
LiLDeViLaaf: yes
LiLDeViLaaf: but im serious htere's medical charts
Poshygrl24: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: ur gonna stuck with a for the rest of ur life
LiLDeViLaaf: or until ur plastic
Poshygrl24: no b!!
LiLDeViLaaf: ok small b...lol j/k
LiLDeViLaaf: ima large c almost d
LiLDeViLaaf: hahaha
Poshygrl24: shut up mine grew
Poshygrl24: ahhhhh i hate u
LiLDeViLaaf: thnk u mommy
LiLDeViLaaf: lol
Poshygrl24: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: short people arent men tto have boobs. i got lucky and got em
Poshygrl24: hehe
Poshygrl24: at least ur not a chink!!
LiLDeViLaaf: JEN
Poshygrl24: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: she has boobs just nipplies
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: mosquito bites
LiLDeViLaaf: no thats ryan king
Poshygrl24: lol
LiLDeViLaaf: spedo boy
Poshygrl24: hehe
LiLDeViLaaf: i cant wai til drama starts
Poshygrl24: yeah me too
Poshygrl24: hey ima go eat breakfast
Poshygrl24: ttyl
LiLDeViLaaf: tootles
DOLFANsince1985: yooo
Poshygrl24: hi
DOLFANsince1985: sup
Poshygrl24: talkin to mike
Poshygrl24: u?
DOLFANsince1985: watchin dude wheres my car
Poshygrl24: bah that movie sucks
DOLFANsince1985: YOU DO!
Poshygrl24: well u swallow!!!
Poshygrl24: lol
DOLFANsince1985: YOU DO!!
DOLFANsince1985: i've heard
Poshygrl24: no?
DOLFANsince1985: i've heard, u cant escape it
Poshygrl24: ok im sorry. i cant deny it
DOLFANsince1985: there u go
DOLFANsince1985: secrets out
Poshygrl24: yeah :-(
DOLFANsince1985: how was signs?
Poshygrl24: goooooooooooooooodddd
DOLFANsince1985: yeah?
DOLFANsince1985: i bet it sucked, like u
Poshygrl24: no it was really suspenseful
DOLFANsince1985: thats coo
yeah i saw it last night....it was sooooooo suspenseful i liked it :-) i jus got home from daddys work....SOOOOO boring!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhh waste of time.....we went to the jaguar dealership this morning to get my dads car serviced...and the guy behind the desk goes to me and ali 'do you two need a rental also?' and i go 'no...' he goes 'oh so you're just hanging out?' and i go 'yeah..i just love hanging out at jaguar dealerships at the crack of dawn...." lol anyway...im outie!
DOLFANsince1985: whats the plan for tonight?
Poshygrl24: i have a date with my bed
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: wanna come???
Poshygrl24: lol j/p
DOLFANsince1985: lucky guy
Poshygrl24: yeah my pillow is a lucky one i tell ya
DOLFANsince1985: that tooooo
DOLFANsince1985: Oooo im jealous
Poshygrl24: lol
Poshygrl24: you should be
DOLFANsince1985: oh really?
Poshygrl24: definately
DOLFANsince1985: why should i be jealous?
Poshygrl24: cuz mr pillowman said so?
DOLFANsince1985: no
DOLFANsince1985: another reason
Poshygrl24: cuz..um my teddy be4r said so?
DOLFANsince1985: no, why does Rachael say so
Poshygrl24: rachel doesnt say so...mr pillowman said so and so did mr teddybear
DOLFANsince1985: so there is no reason for me to be jealous
DOLFANsince1985: hmmm
Poshygrl24: exaCtly!
Poshygrl24: still mad?
MIRAGE1910: naw..y?
Poshygrl24: jw
MIRAGE1910: oic
Poshygrl24: so whats up
MIRAGE1910: nutin
MIRAGE1910: what a shity day today
Poshygrl24: tell me about it
MIRAGE1910: i fuking broke my tooth
Poshygrl24: hahaha how?
MIRAGE1910: i was eating sumthing hard
Poshygrl24: kings dick?
MIRAGE1910: naw
Poshygrl24: manny's dick?
MIRAGE1910: shut up
Poshygrl24: ok..so are you gonna tell me or not
MIRAGE1910: tell u what?
MIRAGE1910: hey did u see signs yet?
Poshygrl24: tell me how u did it? and no,but i think im seeing it tomorrow
MIRAGE1910: i did tell u
MIRAGE1910: i was eating sumthing
MIRAGE1910: c it was a fake tooth to begin with
MIRAGE1910: and it juss broke again
Poshygrl24: what were u eating? why'd u have a fake tooth to begin w/?
MIRAGE1910: i first broke it a long time ago when i was playing with a yoyo
Poshygrl24: how old were u?
MIRAGE1910: like 7
MIRAGE1910: no wait like 11
Poshygrl24: lol
that's steve-0...and bt =blindtarget and rt=random-thoughtz.....the first one is bing's blog...the other one is trey's blog....we're in a 'war' lol. (this is what happens when u leave me for a week...) speaking of that....WHY THE FUCK HAVENT YOU CALLED ME U FUCKER!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! i've been miserable,lonely and boredddddddd out of my motherfucking mind. come back u homo!! call me!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck it ill call u. cuz youre prolly on the phone w/kt or some shit like that
